it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
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