big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
wow bdsm is so cute
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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