All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
She told me I should be a condom model.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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