That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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