he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Randomize
