Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
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I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
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Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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