no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
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It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
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It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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