I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
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