you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
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