i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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