Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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