This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
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There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
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oh god was she eating orange peels again
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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