I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
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Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
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I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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