Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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