Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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