brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
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after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
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not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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