Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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