My brain says no but my pants say off.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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