This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
You need Xanax blowdarts
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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