oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
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My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
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I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
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