I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I want to fling myself into the sun
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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