The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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