i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
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