Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
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