I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Randomize
