that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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