38 yer olds are good kisserssss
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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