brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
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I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
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Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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