I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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