i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Randomize
