I seem to have left my pride at pride
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
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What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
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Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Is Oprah even human
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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