But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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