Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
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there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
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Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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