at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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