i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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