We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
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Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
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U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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