I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
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I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Be still, my beating vagina.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
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He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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