So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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