guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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