Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
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I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
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he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
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