Your face is a jimmy john
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
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