she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
