it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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