you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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