Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
well you can't waste a boner
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
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