If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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