D3 body, D1 cock
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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