I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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