so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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