I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
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