my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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