So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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