from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
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I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
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Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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