we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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