ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
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