At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
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ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
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Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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