how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
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he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
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They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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